Monday, December 3, 2012

Mystery We Write Tour ~ Earl Staggs

Madison, thank you for letting the Mystery We Write Tour Bus stop here on our blog tour. You asked us to talk about our settings and what makes them unique.  I’m afraid the settings for my latest novel aren’t unique at all.  TALL CHAMBERS: JUSTIFIED ACTION takes place in Washington, DC, and in Afghanistan.

So, instead, I thought I’d offer a trip back through the pages of history to see how the publishing industry we’re all involved in arrived at the point where it is today.  I’m sure you won’t find any verifiable facts in this story, but you may find a chuckle or two.

I originally wrote this about a year ago, and a lot of people enjoyed it them.  For those who saw it before, here it is again.  For those who haven’t seen it before, here it is.

. . .according to Earl

Long, long ago, a bunch of guys were sitting around the cave telling stories to each other and a guy called Hiero came up with an idea.

“Hey,” he said, “we should preserve these stories on rocks.”

So Hiero came up with a bunch of symbols for animals and fish and birds and people and other things. They invented a hammer and chisel and started chiseling their stories on rocks using the symbols. Since Hiero made up the symbols, they called them Hieroglyphics.

I was just a kid then, but I studied hard and became a chiseler.

Then one of the women fell on a basket of grapes and squashed them into liquid and one guy said, “Hey, we can use that to draw our stories on the cave walls.” We took some hair from a mastodon’s leg, tied it to a stick, and called it a brush. Soon we learned to drop women on other fruits and berries and came up with other liquids. We named it ink, and soon were drawing our symbols all over the cave walls.

That went fine for a while until some guy invented something he called paper. He said, “Hey, let’s paint our stories on paper.”

A guy over in the corner named Webster said, “Hey, that’s fine, but enough with the symbols. Let’s use words. I just made up a whole lot of them and someday everybody will be using them.”

So we invented pencils and pens and started drawing words on paper. That became very popular, once you got the hang of picking the right words.

Now, some people were better than others at picking words. Webster came up with a name for what we were doing. He called it writing. The ones who were good at picking the best words became known as writers. I was tired of chiseling, so I studied hard and became a writer. It was tedious work doing one page at a time, though.

A few months later -- and you’ll notice I’m condensing the time frame to make this move a little faster – a guy named Gutenberg invented a machine he called a printing press. What a boon that was! Put words in a flat plate, smear ink on it, and print thousands of pieces of paper. Oh, my. We were on a roll.

Then another guy had the idea of putting those pieces of paper in a pile and gluing them together. His name was Booker, so we called them books.

About the same time, a couple of guys named Royal and Underwood invented gadgets called typewriters. That made it a lot easier for writers to write the books.

That was great. Soon we had stacks and stacks of books. Remember Webster, the guy who came up with all those words? Even he got into the act. He gathered up all his words, put them in a book, and called it a dictionary.

But what to do with all those books? A guy named Barnes said, “Hey, I have a friend named Noble. We’ll go in together and open a store to sell the books.”

Before long, we had huge companies called publishers cranking out books, and we had bookstores all over the world selling them. The whole system needed more people to make it work, so editors, distributors, shippers, and warehousers were born. Another group of people said, “Hey, we’re agents. You writers send us your stuff, and we’ll sell it to the publishers.”

Yes, a lot of people were involved in the system, but it worked. Everybody was reading books.

Meanwhile, up in Seattle, a couple of kids named Jobs and Gates were putting things together called computers. Not the huge things big companies were using. These were small enough to sit on a desk, and soon everybody had one. This made it even easier for writers to write. These machines could even communicate with each other over a web that covered the whole wide world called the Internet. Wow! Talk about progress.  Before long, these machines were small and compact enough to hold on our laps.

Things were about to change, though. A guy named Amazon started selling books over the Internet. You didn’t even have to go to the bookstore. Just order them through your computer, and they’d be shipped to your door. This Amazon guy went one step further. One day, he said, “Hey, look what I invented. I call it a Kindle. I don’t have to ship the books to you anymore. I’ll just send you the words and you read them on this thing. Let’s call them ebooks”

Remember those guys named Barnes and Noble? They said, “Hey, we have one of those, too. We call it a Nook. Soon, there was a bunch more of them. A lot of people weren’t reading printed books anymore. They were reading ebooks in the palm of their hands. Talk about change!

More changes were coming, though. A bunch of writers were sitting around one day and one of them said, “Hey, we don’t need agents and publishers and distributors and all those people. Let’s publish our ebooks ourselves. Since all those other people won’t be getting any of the pie, we can sell them for less money and still make more per book than before.”

And that’s how it all happened and that brings us to where we are today. Writers have a choice of going the traditional way through agents and publishers or we can publish our own ebooks.

No one knows what changes the future will bring. It could be the entire publishing industry will crumble, and we’ll go back to preserving our stories on rocks. If that happens, I’ll be okay. I still have my tools and I can be a chiseler again.

Thanks for reading all the way to here.  Now you’re invited to visit my site at . . .

. . .where you can read Chapter One of my novel MEMORY OF A MURDER, which gathered a long list of Five Star reviews.  You can also read a short story called “The Day I Almost Became a Great Writer,” which some say is the funniest story I’ve ever written.  There’s also “White Hats and Happy Trails,” a true story about the day I spent with a boyhood idol, Roy Rogers. There’s even a picture of my wife and me with Roy to prove it’s all true

You might also click on Short Stories at the top for information about my collection, SHORT STORIES OF EARL STAGGS, 16 tales of Mystery, available in all ebook formats, on sale for 99 cents.

Thanks, Madison, for being so gracious and thanks to everyone who dropped by.

Please leave a comment before you go and you may win a free book.

At the end of the tour, I’ll draw two names from those who left comments.  The first name drawn will receive a signed print copy of MEMORY OF A MURDER, a mystery novel with a long list of Five Star Reviews.  The second name drawn will receive their choice of a signed print copy or an ebook of SHORT STORIES OF EARL STAGGS, a collection of 16 tales of mystery from hardboiled to humorous.

Earl Staggs


Marilyn Meredith a.k.a. F. M. Meredith said...

Oh, Earl, that's what I call a fun interview. Fortunately neither of us started at the chisel and rock stage, but not too much farther down the line. I'm so thankful for the computer. Life is so much easier.

Collin Kelley said...

Fun little essay, Earl. Yes, publishing is in flux, but I'm glad I'm part of the revolution that has embraced new forms.

Anne K Albert said...

Wonderful history lesson with that truly unique Earl-slant. Love it, oh, and chisle away, my friend! :)

Evelyn Cullet said...

This post was hilarious, Earl. "A guy named Amazon"??? Funny. If you don't mind, I'm going to read this to my writers group. I know they'll enjoy it. And BTW, ever since I read, "White Hats and Happy Trails," I can't get the Roy Rogers theme song out of my head.

M.M. Gornell said...

Loved your history lesson! It took me back to a Black Adder episode about the dictionary(don't know if anyone else every watched) My point is, your story brought back a lot of memories, all pleasant, and a big smile on my face!


Earl Staggs said...

I'm glad everyone enjoyed my little history lesson. I think we all agree on two things. One, whatever happens, we will keep on writing. Two, as long as we keep a sense of humor, nothing will stop us.

Jake said...

Your history lesson was an eye opener for one of your readers. Always enjoy these tours where I learn more. Thank you.

marja said...

"Soon we learned to drop women on other fruits and berries..." Oh, Earl, too funny! It looks like everyone took something different away from your story, which tells me it was great. And it was. Thanks for entertaining me!
Marja McGraw