Why partying with a ZOmbie is more fun than a can of flippin peanuts, (the ones that jump out into a large snake).
Everyone would die to be at your party, and I mean DIE.
Party games are always fun, like watch a ZOmbies leg fall off, a betting game. You bet on whose leg will fall off first. I hear they are great at Pictionary. Charades can be a bit troublesome as you need to understand the ZOmbie lingo.
UGGHH?? AHhh?? GRredh?? Pleseen?
You need to see them chugging beer and flippin those quarters in a glass, (this may result in a ZOmbie losing a finger). Beer bong with them and see what orifice it escapes from.
Think about the fun, think about the laughs, and think about the spin the bottle game. Nothing like swapping spit with a ZOmbie, but be careful least they try and take a chunk, and believe me they will, I should know, (that's what happened to Bill).
WARNING PARTYING WITH A ZOMBIE MAY RESULT IN DISMEMBERMENT, DEATH OR BECOMING ONE YOURSELF. INVITE A ZOMBIE TO YOU NEXT PARTY AT YOUR OWN RISK!!