Again from my WIP Redneck Romance.
As everyone entered, they were given a plate with eggs, burnt bacon, and corn muffins that looked like hockey pucks. I took a bite, and the muffin cracked apart into a pile of crumbs, which didn't taste good either. I felt everyone's eyes on me, and my face reddened. I scratched my stomach, and bolted outside, and hid behind a shed.
Five minutes later, a rooster chased me into the front yard where Jimmy Bob and his kin stood on the porch laughing.
"I reckon he doesn't like city folks either," Maw said.
I stood there looking at her like WTF. Why just the other day she had been nice as pie, but today her whole attitude towards me had changed.