I froze in the dog position, not to be confused with the doggy style position, when a loud knock startled me.
How I allowed myself to be talked into taking up yoga was beyond me. I had a momentary lapse of judgment is all. I went to one class at the gym, and I barely managed to do any of the poses and looked to be the most overweight woman in the place. The last thing you wanna see is your plus sized ass viewable from four giant mirrors.